Vanessa Hudgens looks better than she sounds. WAY better.
The sad reality is that this would be true if she looked like a dog turd. As evidence, I give you her song Sneaker Night from her album Identified. It's so bad - lyrically and muscially - that I forgot my own name for a moment.
This song reminded me of my greatest mistake in life - that when I go out dancing late into the night with a hot little number, I expect something at the end of the evening besides a wholly platonic, non-suggestive high five. She's sexy, she's legal - let her transition to more adult themes. Hey - Miley Cyrus did it at only 15. Hudgens doesn't have to be a singing Jenna Jameson - but this crap is too sweet to be real.
"Are you ready? Did you eat? Do you have the energy?" Yes, I do - but not the stomach. Call us when you want more than a high-five, V.
This song reminded me of my greatest mistake in life - that when I go out dancing late into the night with a hot little number, I expect something at the end of the evening besides a wholly platonic, non-suggestive high five. She's sexy, she's legal - let her transition to more adult themes. Hey - Miley Cyrus did it at only 15. Hudgens doesn't have to be a singing Jenna Jameson - but this crap is too sweet to be real.
"Are you ready? Did you eat? Do you have the energy?" Yes, I do - but not the stomach. Call us when you want more than a high-five, V.
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