EAT FRESH

subway is creating a buzz these days. for all of you crazies who don't already know this, at the beginning of may subway launched a $5 footlong deal. you can now buy 8 different footlong (TWELVE WHOLE INCHES!) sandwiches at subway for only $5. this sounds really great (and truly is), but this doesn't mean that subway needs to jazz up their website with a 'Find Your Inner Sub' quiz. but what the hell, i must've ended up at their stupid website for a reason (actually i was directed there by the access hollywood website which makes things/me even more pathetic). just take the goddamn quiz.

MMMM CLICK HERE FOR QUIZ.

additional and meaningless crap on the website includes the supposed 10th anniversary celebration of "jared the subway guy"

losing lots of weight by eating subway for breakfast, lunch and dinner. what? (he probably ate no mayo, that's boring). if you've walked into a subway recently you've probably seen a giant cardboard cutout of jared holding the pair of jeans he wore before he lost weight. so, now you can play the 'pants dance' game at the subway website too. wait, really?


and finally, if you really love the $5 footlong ad, you can watch it below. and if you are obsessed with the song, you can download the remix of it at the subway website that you've already visited. (please don't download it).