ashlee simpson eats 'barbecue' -- conclusion: eating for TWO

so, while i've been delaying post-college life by (beach)-bumming it in south carolina, i've learned at least one new thing (the brain still lives). WHAT IS BARBECUE? Well, thank god for amazingribs.com for really and truly clarifying this huge dilemma i've been faced with in the south. Scroll down and you will find over TWELVE definitions, including noun, adjective and verb forms of the word (who knew?!?)

Example of definition 1 (a cookout): "At the Fourth of July barbecue we'll be cooking ribs, steaks, hamburgers, hot dogs, and marshmallows. Anything we can fit on the grill."

Example of definition 2 (pulled pork, usually from a whole hog or pork shoulder (a.k.a. pork butt), usually served on a hamburger bun, often topped with cole slaw): "Let's go git some barbecue at the pig pickin'."

so, why, might you ask, is this a juicy morsel? well, well my friends, check this out:


the latest news from people reveals that, well, if ashlee's eating barbecue and she's recently engaged, then she MUST be eating for two. too bad we couldn't see her actually eating the colesaw and pulled pork.

but, speaking of seeing household names eating, check out this pretty hilarious website: celebrities eating dot com

so it's been almost 3 months since the last post.

thank goodness madonna and jt are giving us 4 minutes [to save the world].

WOW, this really deserves attention

NEWSFLASH of, like, the century.

billy ray cyrus' daughter tells everyone that yes indeedy, she has "officially" changed her name.
most of us know her as miley cyrus (she plays hannah montana -- that disney show duh)....but she tells everyone that she was born with the name destiny hope cyrus.


HOW CUTE IS THIS?? (not): when she was little, she was called 'smiley' -- thus, the move to change her name to MILEY.

is this really newsworthy? YES!!!!!

all are in agreement: sharon stone WHAT did you do to yourself!

so here's what everyone's saying about this appalling fashion and makeup statement at this year's sundance film festival:

"Stone her makeup artist." - PageSix.com

"Sharon Stone has HGTV hair." - dlisted

"Sharon Stone attends the Sundance film festival and attempts to scare away small children." - Dotspotter

"Sharon Stone loses her Basic Instinct for style with her Twiggy-inspired eyes." - Daily Mail

disney goes from bad to WORSE

and by worse, i mean terrible.

seriously? annie leibowitz recently shot a print ad campaign for disney...we should all wish this was a joke. in the above photo, yes, jlo is jasmine and marc anthony is aladdin. is this allowed? other actors featured include whoopi, jessica biel, and gisele. jessica biel is pocahontas...my thoughts exactly.

come on brangelina, for serious?

TWINS, TWINS, TWINS.....wait.............TWINS?!

talks of angelina taking a little visit over to nicole richie's gyno (wait, people only go to the gyno when they're having babies? news to me) and the pic of her with, yes, cleavage (having boobs also means you're 'with child')...

at any rate.....just think how big the brangie family will be if there are two little ones added to the already four below!

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