i heard it on the soup...

the soup blog on E!online recently brought something entirely new to the table. the topic: toys for kids. more importantly: an addition to the 'super soaker' family of water guns made by Hasbro (the product was new in 2006). check it out.

Name: Ooozinator

product details: "Sneak up on your opponents with a surprise bio-ooze attack! Just when they think you’re coming at ‘em with water, blast ‘em with a shot of icky bio-ooze! Shoot out globs of gooey bio-ooze and then drench ‘em with water! It’s a double blast attack that’ll keep your opponents on their toes and running during every water fight. With the OOZINATOR blaster you don’t just get soaked, you get drenched!"

i'm sorry, did you say gooey bio-ooze?

and, if you're really in for a shock, the commercial:



this is all REAL AND TRUE, and i'm sorry.