Sunday, September 28, 2008

tina returns to snl...

unbelievable.

umm, uhhh, you know, uhhhh, ahhhh. bahhhhh.


















"we have trade missions back and forth", DUH KATIE.

my two favorite people

phenomenal.

this is real...


and unbelievable.

a horrible combination.

celine is a liar, a freak, and a witch.

rachael ray is an idiot.



this is really the worst thing ever.

oh yes i turned, look at me, woooo, woooo.

WEINERS!!!!!

martha martha martha....is amazing this week.



no wayyy!!!

Monday, September 1, 2008

oops.

i just realized that the two posts following this one are bordering on inappropriate. or, the line may have possibly been crossed. not my fault. but, to lighten things up a little, here are three celebs and things they can't live without, as declared by moi (this is a big joke that there is no need to laugh at).

katie holmes, wearing her favorite (tom's) jeans, clearly. this screams 'creepy GAP ad'


samuel l. jackson and his kangol hat. never gets old. you tell them, samuel.


aaaaaaaaand for old time sake: britney sporting her favorite look, and drinking her favorite drink. and, really just looking pretty awesome.

i heard it on the soup...

the soup blog on E!online recently brought something entirely new to the table. the topic: toys for kids. more importantly: an addition to the 'super soaker' family of water guns made by Hasbro (the product was new in 2006). check it out.

Name: Ooozinator

product details: "Sneak up on your opponents with a surprise bio-ooze attack! Just when they think you’re coming at ‘em with water, blast ‘em with a shot of icky bio-ooze! Shoot out globs of gooey bio-ooze and then drench ‘em with water! It’s a double blast attack that’ll keep your opponents on their toes and running during every water fight. With the OOZINATOR blaster you don’t just get soaked, you get drenched!"

i'm sorry, did you say gooey bio-ooze?

and, if you're really in for a shock, the commercial:



this is all REAL AND TRUE, and i'm sorry.

i was alerted this weekend of a time when mccain was caught saying something on air that, well, maybe shouldn't have been said on air.

i couldn't find the real video, but i did find this response. please note: the 'c' word might-indeed-infact be the worst word in the world. (please don't say it, please don't say it. covering ears)


happy birthday.....!

can you believe michael jackson has turned 50??


who would DARE disagree that mj is lookin good these days?


lookin good mj, lookin good.