go commando

today a woman sued victoria's secret for an injury sustained while trying to put on a thong.

(item in question is the 'V-String' from the 'Sexy Little Things' line of lingerie. Item above is the 'Peek-a-boo V-String' from the same line.)

so what really happened? well, a "decorative metal piece" flew off and hit her in the eye.

wait, who buys underwear with metal attachments?