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today a woman sued victoria's secret for an injury sustained while trying to put on a thong.
(item in question is the 'V-String' from the 'Sexy Little Things' line of lingerie. Item above is the 'Peek-a-boo V-String' from the same line.) so what really happened? well, a "decorative metal piece" flew off and hit her in the eye.
wait, who buys underwear with metal attachments?
tonight, at 9:33pm pacific coast time, i have found my true calling. well, maybe not quite. BUT, i can now successfully highlight the link between my college major with the superficiality that is red carpet obsession. shall we call it celebrity geography? the geography of fame? the mapping of v.i.p's? the geography of the rich and famous? actually i like that one:
the geography of the rich and famous.page six.com (new york post gossip section) features the STAR MAP....oh my. so you click on the star on the map and it tells you who the celebrity was and what they were doing.
maybe this needs to become a national mapping project. this is going so many steps too far. s-t-a-l-k-i-n-g. awful? or amazing?
that's just weird.
ben affleck hangs with some young ones at a children's charity event in calgary, canada. i don't get why he didn't just stand up and take this photo. that way no one would notice that his head is maybe three times the size of theirs. and please, that cheeeeeeesy smile?
i've already pre-ordered my copy of this one...
Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World by Lynn Spears is due out this fall.
ummmm.....it's a REAL story?!?!? i can't wait. can someone confirm what we don't already know about fame in a tabloid world? i hope this memoir is a five page paperback.
File this one under "WTF?"...
...Clay Aiken has fathered a child. people.com reported yesterday that Clay is expecting a baby with music producer Jaymes Foster (sister of David Foster.) It seems his fans are positively gay with glee.
Evidently, miracles do happen.
Image from www.people.com.