tina returns to snl...

unbelievable.

umm, uhhh, you know, uhhhh, ahhhh. bahhhhh.


















"we have trade missions back and forth", DUH KATIE.

my two favorite people

phenomenal.

this is real...

and unbelievable.

a horrible combination.

celine is a liar, a freak, and a witch.

rachael ray is an idiot.



this is really the worst thing ever.

oh yes i turned, look at me, woooo, woooo.

WEINERS!!!!!

martha martha martha....is amazing this week.



no wayyy!!!

oops.

i just realized that the two posts following this one are bordering on inappropriate. or, the line may have possibly been crossed. not my fault. but, to lighten things up a little, here are three celebs and things they can't live without, as declared by moi (this is a big joke that there is no need to laugh at).

katie holmes, wearing her favorite (tom's) jeans, clearly. this screams 'creepy GAP ad'


samuel l. jackson and his kangol hat. never gets old. you tell them, samuel.

aaaaaaaaand for old time sake: britney sporting her favorite look, and drinking her favorite drink. and, really just looking pretty awesome.