what celebrities would look like...

....apparently if they moved to oklahoma. however, i shall make a correction. this is what celebrities would look like if they left the major metropolitan areas and didn't have agents, stylists, and managers. (ok, ok, maybe they would look like this only if they moved to the ok).




















































































above...you've got johnny depp, sarah jessica parker, ashlee simpson, and the olsen twins.

wanna see more? check out: oklahoma celebrities

oh god.

paris goes on david letterman to discuss the following:


1) her new show called "My New BFF" -- she's in search of a new best friend....

2) her new boyfriend benji madden of good charlotte (the twin brother of joel madden, who is nicole richie's fiancee).

the audience laughs at her every comment throughout the interview. she thinks they're laughing WITH her. no no paris.

i had to cave and do it....

here it is....joel mchale from the soup on E! recaps tom cruise's first visit to oprah since the.....couch-jumping incident. in case you forgot what the couch-jumping incident was, i'll spare you the video...here's the picture.

now check out this totally awkward and uncomfortable interview at the cruise family's telluride, co compound. YAYE!

will you......

wait, will you...WHAT!!!!

this is definitely the greatest amount of press the weather channel has EVER received. thanks BOB STOKES.

hillary andrews has come forth and accused bob stokes (both pictured above) in what appears to be a case of sexual harrassment. "will you lick my swizzle stick?"
bob, seriously? a must read.

BREAKING NEWS!!

quick! hurry! if you're a mug collector, jet-set to crawford, tx to purchase the collector's edition mug with a photo of jenna bush and her almost-husband.


find out the latest wedding details in this people.com post.

don't wanna close my eyes....

liv calls it quits. gooobyyyyye to marriage....and hellllllllo to maybe more movies? please?

who could forget our favorite movies from the 90's....



and....

the hot mess makeover show

FIERCE and super trannie



watch amy poehler from snl impersonate christian soriano from project runway