not in my hot air balloon.

these are a few of my favorite things

..just a little montage of speidi. ughhhhhhh.

UGHHHHHHHHHHH
UGHHHHHHHHHHH
UGHHHHHHHHHHH

am i the only one...

who has never gone to the best of craigslist?

CLICK HERE TO CHECK IT OUT...amazing.

will she ever learn....?

heeeeeeeeeeeeeey. bindi, guess what?

first, your name slightly resembles the Sandals resort logo and font.

second, i just, i don't know. don't play with animals.

the last thing i wanted to see this morning

was this:

IT'S TRIPP!

at about ten pm last night...

....the following was one of the top headlines at cnn.com:

Surgeons remove healthy kidney through donor's vagina

so, i decided to click on this sensational link, especially since the v-word was in a headline, OH MY!

and i saw this:


i just don't know how i feel about this.

am i crazy....

or do these dolls look NOTHING like the prez's kids?


this article explains it all. knock yourself out.

so much gold medal...

....equals KOLLEGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.


nice work mike. also, your watch looks pretty expensive.

obama's new pda....

...is not a blackberry. it's the sectera made by general dynamics. check out the article here and read about the $3,350 price tag.

can you BELIEVE it?!?!?

wow, i think eva longoria eats pudding or yogurt or something. unbelievable.

hey brad.....

xyz....bwhahahhaa. (examine your zipper...oh the middle school days...almost good as the pen15 club)


that's right...mr. pitt forgot to zip up his pants...after...i dunno.

cnn...

...as much as i enjoy watching the best political team on tv and all of your senior political analysts and all that crap....

....why the technology ego?

touching the magic board is a total turn-on for john king.

wolf blitzer cannot believe he is talking to a reporter who is real, but so fake.

in the words of wolf: "We’re going to turn that picture around as quickly as we can, and you’re going to see what this would look like if you were flying overhead from space" oh my god!!!! those dark masses are actually crowds of people!!!!! wow!!!!!!

this might be...

...the best thing in the world. mamma mia premiers in japan....ahhhh!!! hilarious, considering meryl streep was just nominated for an oscar for doubt, which had the most depressing preview ever.

our new pres....

.....can dance. yessss!!!



this is so exciting. read all about it here

bunnies...

are cooler than kitties (see paris hilton post below).

still, what the heellllll is wrong with you? and why are you hanging out at the MySpace cafe. what do you do there?

obama daughters...

cause the jcrew kids website to crash. AWESOME!


read the article that explains all the crazzzzzzzy surrounding these two little "fashionistas"

oh my god

you're a freak! a super one.

if you saw this picture, maybe used as promo material for her new album, would you be excited for what is to come in the world of madonna?

UGHHHHHHHHHHh

what is WRONG WITH YOU TWO

first this:


spencer's shirt reads: palin for vp: god, guns, glory.


heidi's shirt reads: read my lipstick: vote mccain-palin (holding a book titled "you can profit from a monetary crisis" and wearing a chanel ring).

now this!!!! (WTF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

thanks...

...for ruining my day!


awww cute little kitty-kat hat must keep your cute little brain warm, along with those stupid mittens. please, someone tell me. what the HELL kind of outfit is this.

once again...

bruce confirms his stud-li-ness at the inauguration concert in d.c. ahhhhhhhhhhh.

alright.

i'm not against topless bathing, i'm not against tattoos, and i'm not against being pasty white in a bikini (i might be more pale than her), but really...

....will she ever get it? i'm worried. i'm concerned.

heeeeeeeeeeey ann

you suck. SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

first, one of the more frightening pictures i've had to look at in my life.


and second, one of the more frightening, but awesome interviews i've watched in awhile. whoopi, you are the b-o-m-b.

victoria beckham

guess what? she's angry. very angry. what's new? her ad for armani underwear, in which she's angry.

BREAKING NEWS

wolf(y) blitzer dances on ellen.



unbelievable footage.

SO WHAT

SO what, so what? soooo what. SO WHAT.

cute things.

and them cute things falling asleep.


a genius named nick malis caught on to how cute it is when things fall asleep...and by things he means babies and animals. especially little furry animals. check out cutethingsfallingasleep.org.

heyyyy ryan.

of all the contestants going to hollywood, the one you choose to solicit a high-five from cannot see your hand. good work ry-guy.

ok, thanks miley. you can go kiss your dad now. and give him your paycheck. and go drive your mom's USED porsche. please leave the red carpet.

finally!

not only did kate winslet win TWO golden globes on sunday night. but she also finally declared her crazy beautiful love for leo, which was followed by just a little love for her husband. this happens about 4 minutes into the video. aweeeesommmmme.

jake and reese

me, myself, and i spotted jake and reese courtside at the lakers vs. trailblazers game on january 4th at the staples center...................see red circles below....yipppeeee!