the hot mess makeover show

FIERCE and super trannie



watch amy poehler from snl impersonate christian soriano from project runway

UMBAMA?

wait, UMBAMA?????? UMBAMA??? UMBAMA???
















WATCH THIS: colleen shannon, one of hef's playmates, endorses Umbama, like, seriously.

i am so sad.

you make my skin crawl.

heidi montag irritates the living hell out of me. let's just review a few of the things ms. montag has said in recent months:




“I like to read a couple books at once. I was reading the Princess Diana book. I’m reading a book about Chicago and the mob. Right now I’m also reading the Bible, beginning to end. I’m very religious. That’s how I’ve gotten to where I am.” (wait, remind me "where" you currently "are"?)



“I also plan to win an Oscar. I’m very ambitious.” (you go girl...?)

wait, WHAT??????

we all knew gwb was taking up his time doing something mindless. little did we know he was spending his time watching deal or no deal.



how embarrassing.

EAT MY CAKE tony (and allow me to look like an idiot!)

ughhh the simpson sisters can't help themselves.

last week, jess helped her ltb (long-term boyfriend) celebrate his birthday by getting all down and dirty with his birthday cake.

"tony, let me force-feed you nasty blue cake that i'm already eating."

"oh wait, i want more cake. let me eat it out of your mouth."

"now, let's take a picture where you look really gross and i look like your ditzy girlfriend."

what's my name, what's my name, what's my name.

you're / we're all guilty of it (or will eventually be and don't try to deny it)

'snuggywookie can i have a back massage?'
'i'm sorry wuddleboo, i still love you'
'you're looking so cute tonight babycakes'

so, when relationship pet names came up in a conversation i had with a friend recently, i got a little curious. of course we all know about the love calculator....so, me and jimmy fallon are only 51% in love. but, if i were really in love with jimmy, what would his pet name be? light bulb! i am a genius. (google is a genius). according to links2love, when i'm feeling cuddly and cute with jimmy, i might say, 'hey Hot Lickie Chocolate Kisses-Bon-Bon, can you pass the remote?' or, you could also try the cutesy pet name generator, but unfortunately they come up with Hamster Nipples as his pet name. hmmm.

if you're not up for someone deciding for you, you can look at the following two sites:
101 fun, romantic names to call your lover
fantasy name generator for mushy names

if you want to know more about this weird phenomenon, read the following.
using pet names in your relationship


and finally, a few of the finest.

Loveheart Numnum-Sweet Cheeks

Kissable Poodle-Lovey Cakes

Tweet Twinkie Bun-Tiger Twinkies

ashlee simpson eats 'barbecue' -- conclusion: eating for TWO

so, while i've been delaying post-college life by (beach)-bumming it in south carolina, i've learned at least one new thing (the brain still lives). WHAT IS BARBECUE? Well, thank god for amazingribs.com for really and truly clarifying this huge dilemma i've been faced with in the south. Scroll down and you will find over TWELVE definitions, including noun, adjective and verb forms of the word (who knew?!?)

Example of definition 1 (a cookout): "At the Fourth of July barbecue we'll be cooking ribs, steaks, hamburgers, hot dogs, and marshmallows. Anything we can fit on the grill."

Example of definition 2 (pulled pork, usually from a whole hog or pork shoulder (a.k.a. pork butt), usually served on a hamburger bun, often topped with cole slaw): "Let's go git some barbecue at the pig pickin'."

so, why, might you ask, is this a juicy morsel? well, well my friends, check this out:


the latest news from people reveals that, well, if ashlee's eating barbecue and she's recently engaged, then she MUST be eating for two. too bad we couldn't see her actually eating the colesaw and pulled pork.

but, speaking of seeing household names eating, check out this pretty hilarious website: celebrities eating dot com

so it's been almost 3 months since the last post.

thank goodness madonna and jt are giving us 4 minutes [to save the world].